Carry on Citizens » Yankees http://carryoncitizens.com Thu, 22 Jul 2010 15:20:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Air Force One Photo Op: Yankee Stadium http://carryoncitizens.com/2009/05/air-force-one-photo-op-yankee-stadium/ http://carryoncitizens.com/2009/05/air-force-one-photo-op-yankee-stadium/#comments Fri, 01 May 2009 14:42:56 +0000 Jeff http://carryoncitizens.com/?p=634 President Barack Obama took knocked off early one day this week and decided to catch a Yankee game and get an Air Force One photo op.  According to the President, at the moment of this flyover “I was calling for a bunt.  Maybe we’ll take over baseball when we’re done with the auto industry because I definately thought this was a bunt situation.  What does Girardi know anyway?”

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Carry on, Citizens!

NEWS:  The Air Force One photo op will be a regular feature every Friday at COC.  If you have a photo of Air Force One you would like to submit, please email us.  If we use your picture, we will give you credit and send you a free autographed copy of Kansaska or Trolley Dodgers.

This week’s photo was created by Justin Bessler using a Mac, Photoshop, and grain alchohol. Thanks Justin!

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Not to be outdone, Hank Steinbrenner announced that he hired Ninjas to attack adult Boston fans at New Yankee Stadium.  When reporters pointed out that the Boston hawk attacked a child, Steinbrenner replied, “Oh, we haven’t forgotten about the kids. That’s why he hired Sarah Jessica Parker to scare the heck out of any kids wearing Boston gear.”

In related news, sources are reporting that the University of Michigan is training an army of wolverines to invade West Virgina.  A spokesman for the university said, “we’ve taken three of WVU’s head coaches and they’re a little bitter. The wolverines will really give them something to cry about.”

MSNBC announced that if Michigan and West Virginia do go to war, they would devote 24 hour a day coverage to the event since, as they put it, “we’re as tired as the rest of America of Chris Mathews.”

Carry on, Citizens!

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