President Barack Obama took knocked off early one day this week and decided to catch a Yankee game and get an Air Force One photo op.  According to the President, at the moment of this flyover “I was calling for a bunt.  Maybe we’ll take over baseball when we’re done with the auto industry because I definately thought this was a bunt situation.  What does Girardi know anyway?”

Carry on, Citizens!
NEWS:  The Air Force One photo op will be a regular feature every Friday at COC.  If you have a photo …

Alexa Rodriguez of Bristol, Connecticut was attacked by a hawk earlier this week on a tour of Fenway Park.  Apparently, the Red Sox Nation has been training hawks for months to attack Yankee fans and people who vote for Ron Paul.
Not to be outdone, Hank Steinbrenner announced that he hired Ninjas to attack adult Boston fans at New Yankee Stadium.  When reporters pointed out that the Boston hawk attacked a child, Steinbrenner replied, “Oh, we haven’t forgotten about the kids. That’s why he hired Sarah Jessica Parker to scare the …