They might be pollsters. Or, they might be part of the shadow government. It’s too close to call. Either way, they keep calling me and asking me questions. Things like, “who are you going to vote for?” and “are you going to vote in the primary?”

I’m bored with the 2008 Presidential Campaign. Let’s face it, choosing between Hillary, Obama, and McCain is like picking from the last three kids in gym class to be on your basketball team. You really don’t want to choose, but somebody has to hand you a towel during a time out.

I know what many of you are thinking: Do I really have to pick between McCain, Huckabee, Clinton and Obama? The answer is a resounding NO! You could vote for me. Why would anyone vote for me? Because I’m about to make the Greatest Campaign Promise of ALL TIME!