I need to raise somewhere between $500K and $1 Million by September 8th. That’s when the Lotus Sub goes up for auction. What’s the Lotus Sub you ask? It’s only the coolest car EVER! It turns into a mini-submarine with the click of a few buttons.
Not only can it go from land to sea, it can launch rockets at pesky helicopters that are following you. For a demonstration, refer to this video from The Spy Who Loved Me.
You will also notice that both actors were able to change their clothes while in the car. James Bond goes from a brown suit to a blue one in the blink of an eye! Submarine. Rocket Launcher. Light Speed Changing Room. What’s not to love? So, I need to find a way to raise that kind of cash fast. I really want to drive this thing into Geist Reservoir or the White River.
Carry on, Citizens!