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Comment on The Top News Stories of 2010 by matt

matt — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 15:46:20 +0000

Will China “give” us anything for California?!? We’re so upside down on that investment we owe more in *interest and late fees* than the thing is worth! I knew there was a risk using that state-equity line to add cosmetic surgery coverage to the health care plan for undocumented workers…but I never saw the cost of college education for all domesticated animals rising so quickly. I’m just hoping we don’t go to jail when we abandon the property and let the world foreclose on it.

Comment on Find Your Niche by Teresa Jenkins

Teresa Jenkins — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:37:39 +0000

How about a “Sorry you lost your job and joined the 10.2% of the country who are unemployed, but the recession is really over. No. I mean really. I mean the president said so.”

Comment on Find Your Niche by Deborah

Deborah — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:42:06 +0000

Give me time, but I can only think of two off the top of my head…

Deleting people from our FB friend list
Federal inmates to give to the guards who watch them in the restroom

Comment on And the Pulitzer Prize Goes To… by Bnpositive

Bnpositive — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:58:25 +0000

Classic!

Comment on And the Pulitzer Prize Goes To… by mollie

mollie — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 01:37:17 +0000

perfect! as always!! great minds!! thank you for anticipating the need to hear from you!!

Comment on Seven Dead Flamingos by Teresa Jenkins

Teresa Jenkins — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:53:01 +0000

I can hardly wait for the sequel to Trolley Dodgers! Promise it will be here soon?????

Comment on Accordion Hero by Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:52:59 +0000

Mark,

See today’s post about this.

Jeff

Comment on Accordion Hero by Mark

Mark — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 05:10:28 +0000

Hello,
Weird request – do you have the lyrics to the last part of “Fanny Shake Polka” – I could never quite get what he sings after, “I took my Fanny to the airport, to give her a thrill. She knew the pilot(?) ???? and(?) ????, -the part’s going still-(?)… When you..???”

Any help appreciated, this has been driving me nuts for about 30 years.
Thanks,
-Mark

Comment on The Future of Health Care by Carol Brewer

Carol Brewer — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:57:56 +0000

I had a difficult time trying to make a decision as to what my condition is so I used the process of elimination.

Male Pattern baldness – NO, since I’m female.

Coulrophobia – NO, since all women have sometime or other in their lives have either dated or married a clown.

Mopery – NO, women always know exactly where they are going….shopping.

Must be Lou Gehrig’s and since I am over 65 and don’t have all that many years left and there is no known cure, I was told don’t bother to respond.

Can I get treatment for the persistent nausea I experience every time I hear a politician talk about government health care?

Comment on The Future of Health Care by Justin

Justin — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:12:21 +0000

Vernon – One question. I have alzheimer’s and can’t remember the month of my birth (let alone the year of my birth, place of my birth, or where’s FDR? He was a good man. So much better than that commie Hoover.). Please send my decoder ring as soon as I find it.

Your very esteemed colleague and friend,

121.36 BR