Even the blind squirrel finds an acorn once and a while. And today, PETA found their acorn. They may have come up with the most brilliant product marketing idea EVER!  This is beyond big. This is Seth Godin meets Robert H. Brooks meets the Bloomington Vegans!
The idea: PETA wants Ben & Jerry’s to use breast milk instead of cow’s milk in their ice cream!  Why, oh why didn’t they think of this sooner?  They could even cross promote this with Victoria’s Secret.  Just think of the flavor names: Heidi Klum’s …

Stonehenge is back in the news today as UK Archeologists are claiming that it was a center for healing. They came to this earth shattering because, “Bodies recovered near the area An unusual number of skeletons recovered from the area showed signs of serious disease or injury.”  Well, duh!  They’re dead! How much did the British taxpayer chip in for that little nugget?
Of course, I subscribe to theory that Stonehenge is not the mystical site of Druid worship, but rather a discarded alien batting cage that subsequent cultures have been …

Oh, where to begin with this one?  It seems an Islamic holy man in Nigeria has overstepped the Koran’s teaching on polygamy -by about 23 times!  Islamic law allows for 4 wives, but Mohammed Bello has 86. I guess he really likes the bridal registry at Nigerian Target.
Even more amazing is the fact that he has 170 children!  That’s one more person than my entire graduating class in high school. Unfortunately for Mr. Bello, he lives in a part of Nigeria that observes Sharia law and authorities have ordered the …

Florida Governor Jeb Bush has declared a State of Emergency and has called for his brother to send troops. The appeal is in response to the anticipated violence from Atheists angry at Office Depot. The Delray Beach, Florida based company and paper maker Hammermill have been accused of mocking the nonexistent atheist nondiety on its 24 lb., 96 Brightness, 3-Hole punched Laser Print Paper.

BAYTOWN, TX: The AP reported today that Exxon/Mobile gave its employees fake flu shots last week. The company has brought in fake counselors to deal with the real trauma that comes from being injected with a fake vaccine. “We saw no point in bringing in real counselors since the shots were fake,” said Exxon spokesman Mark Vader. “So, we hired out-of-work actors, mostly from canceled sit-coms like Blossom to offer support and advice.”
The FDA is currently running tests on the substance to determine its origin. Early …

NEWS OR SOMETHING LIKE IT—Real headlines coupled with real sarcasm.
MAN WITH CHAINSAW, SWORD LET INTO U.S.
Apparently this guy had just beheaded a man described as “the Chet Atkins of Minto” and stabbed “the Mrs. Chet Atkins of Minto” repeatedly until she expired. He entered the U.S. covered in blood. Customs officials couldn’t find a reason to detain the man, so they let him go. He was picked up in Massachusetts after the bodies were discovered in New Brunswick. Personally, I’m glad they let him go. …