Do you ever read an article and think, “Huh, I would have never thought of that!” That’s what I said when I read this article about jaw augmentation. That’s no typo. Jaw augmentation is a thing. So is urban jousting, but that’s a different blog post. At any rate, men all over New York, Dallas, and LA are apparently getting their jaws enhanced. It seems they don’t feel their jaws are manly enough.
This of course got me thinking, (This where things usually go wrong!) “What part of me would I choose to augment? I’ve given this a lot of thought in an effort to deliver you riveting insight and to avoid doing day job work. I thought about augmenting my chin, but I was concerned my dog wouldn’t know who I was anymore.
I’ve long considered hair implants —on my knees. I want to be the start of the kneebeard trend. But my wife, who is very insightful, slipped a “No Kneebeards” clause into our wedding vows. I couldn’t remember actually saying that, but she showed me a video of the vows and sure enough, I said it. However, the voice doesn’t sound like mine, so I’m not so sure that some editing hasn’t taken place.
I decided on having my fingers augmented. I think if they were about a half inch longer, I could type faster. I always slow down when I have to type numbers or this symbol: ~.
So, what part of your body would you augment?
Carry on, Citizens!