It seems like every other day, there is a new Star Wars Episode VII rumor. From the plot to pictures, stuff just seems to keep leaking out. It’s almost as if JJ Abrams and Disney wanted it that way to keep the movie in the news…
Anyway, we here at the Citizens’ Geekery and SciFi Newsgathering Consortium (it might be a thing) have been digging into the movie ourselves. From time to time until the movie comes out (or until we get bored with this story) we will share some Star Wars “secrets.” And you’re very lucky you stopped by today because we have some earth shattering Episode VII news that will BLOW YOUR MIND!
The Citizens’ Geekery has learned that all the nobs in the updated version of the Millenium Falcon will go to 11! That’s right, the Falcon has been upgraded by none other than Nigel Tufnel! No word yet from Abrams on how Nigel’s character will fit in the official Star Wars cannon. We’re betting he’s a Jedi haberdasher!
Carry on, Citizens!