Star Wars Episode VII Rumor of the Day (Movie Poster and Plot Reveal!)
You’re seeing it here first. The first poster from Episode 7 and it’s a complete mind scramble. JJ Abrams has really kept the lid on things because absolutely nobody knew these two guys were in it! Click below to see the movie poster.
Who better to find Luke Skywalker in Episode 7 than the guys who starred in Seven?
(Note: The Rumor of the Day is a parody. Stop sending me questions about how I find out the leaks! I’m making this stuff up because we’re getting about a leak a day from “unnamed inside sources.” I truly think JJ Abrams is intentionally doing this to keep the movie in the news until it’s released. And I’m intentionally making fun of it.)
Carry on, Citizens!