A New Home Based Business Opportunity
A tough economy brings out the ingenuity in Americans. Resourceful unemployed people are starting their own businesses and I reccomend you do too. Look at me, I’ve started my own home based selling driftwood carvings of dead U.S. Presidents. (Howard Taft is our best seller.)
Of course, you could try a traditional home based business like Mary Kay or Amway. But if that’s not for you, maybe you should try the newest fad in home business: Basement Strip Club. That’s right, I said strip club. The home strip club craze can be traced to a woman in Lawrenceville, GA. Keep in mind she has yet to franchise the concept, inasmuch as she was arrested for “maintaining a disorderly house” according to the police.
Once she has the bugs worked out, you may want to consider this high profit business opportunity. I would consider it, but I’m pursuing an opportunity in Hong Kong. If the driftwood thing doesn’t work out, some guy in Hong Kong named Richard Tang (I’m not making this up) has assured me that I can be a 50% partner in his 45 million dollar opportunity. Can you believe he just emailed me out of the blue today with this amazing offer? I’m sure it’s a legitimate business.
Carry on, Citizens!
About The AuthorJeff Stanger is an author, talk show host, professional fundraiser, and the answer to several obscure trivia questions. He writes for food and occasionally for spite.
Basement strip club? This is the way to go! Forget the zillions of resumes and cover letters it takes to even get an interview these days…I’m going to install a few disco balls and a stage, then let the games begin!
Yes! Of course, I am making a nice six figure income as a Mary Kay director…but 6 figures is not a 45 million dollar opportunity! You make like 22.5 million? I hope this news doesn’t reach my entire team of consultants…
Lol, I love this article!
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