Marlboro revealed their new ad campaign today in an effort to stay one step ahead of the government. Big Tobacco has always been more savvy than the car industry, and they show it again by incorporating Air Force One into their logo.  Congress passed legislation giving the FDA control over tobacco today and the President is expected to sign it. No word yet on whether Michelle Obama, who has graced every U.S. magazine except Sports Illustrated three times since the inauguration, will appear in an ad.

Carry on, Citizens!