Some days, you just wish you were making these things up. And though I often do make things up, today’s post is all too true. Apparently, there are people out there who would pay $50 a plate for a gourmet bulls’ balls diner.

The event is called the Testical Festival and it happens annually in Oakdale, CA.  It is put on by the local Rotary Club and it benefits the Oakland Cowboy Museum.  It draws upwards of 450 people and raised $28,000 last year.  That’s a lot of balls. And a lot of bitter bulls.

I’m not sure what is more surprising about this event. Is it that it even exists or that it’s not sponsored by NOW?

Carry on, Citizens!