Comments on: Vitamins and Pudding

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 06:00:25 +0000

I know this in aging post, but some new facts I overheard at the grocery store today may shine some light on the life-enhancing qualities of pudding. Pregnant women, who are encouraged to partake of prenatal vitamins to boost brain and heart growth of the fetus, typically eat pudding. Sometimes with additives like pickles, olives, or prenatal vitamins (incidentally, these vitamins are the size of horse pills). Is the correlation between pudding and projected success of the infant clear? Thought so.

Also, it is interesting to note that pudding consumption can also increase the birth rate. So, in the above findings of pudding-related deaths, these facts aim to reciprocate the pudding-positive lifestyles. Men who consume more than one serving of pudding a day have increased sperm motility rates; men who shun pudding rarely have the opportunity to employ sperm, motile or non-motile. Women who consume more than one serving of pudding a day have been shown to have increased flavor in their mouths; women who have pudding disdain have no one but themselves to taste their mouth. These findings are all inclusive, with a margin of error of 51%.

Just thought I’d add to the conversation. Oh, one more thing: Butterscotch has been shown to be directly related to possessing “luck” and increased winning of lotteries, side-bets, poker games, and rock-paper-scissors. It just happens to be my favorite.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:04:23 +0000

Sarah,

See my comment above in regards to bread pudding. As for pudding pops, I’m all for them.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:03:51 +0000

Katie,

Bread Pudding? Are you kidding? Those two should never be uttered in the same sentence. Unless one is spreading pudding on bread for a pudding sandwich.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 14:51:30 +0000

How dare you snub tapioca, you uncultured swine?! One unfavorable remark about bread pudding, and it’s game on!!

Now that that’s out of my system…how about pudding pops?

By: Katie J.

Katie J. — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:48:24 +0000

What say ye on bread pudding?

By: PFPODTF

PFPODTF — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:29:02 +0000

It is true that those who eat pudding every day never die. . .but the actual cause is not yet conclusive. We can state that in *EVERY* instance where death occured the individual had stopped eating pudding. Further research is needed in a very few cases where the cause of death was initially thought to be ‘choking on pudding’ (a), but in 99.9999% of the cases pudding consumption ceased at least hours before the time of death. It is irrefutable that in NOT A SINGLE CASE was the deceased an ongoing pudding consumer. Think about that: In EVERY instance pudding consumption ceased at or before death!
- If JFK had eaten pudding on November *23*, 1963 it is almost certain he would have survived the assassination attempt!
- Had Czar, Nicholas II, consumed his pudding on July *18*, 1918 he would have escaped the murders.

MUCH to think about

People For the Prevention Of Distorting The Facts

(a) we believe there may be a correlation between these (so-called) ‘pudding deaths’ and the selection of Tapioca for the ‘pudding’ choice.