He may be the new Leader of the Free World. He may be the “change” candidate. He may be the first black President. But Obama will always be an inferior world leader until he gets one of these. Some people judge their leaders by policies, fiscal responsibility, or the ability establish consensus. I judge them on headwear. And judging by the link above, King Adulyadej of Thailand has to be the most powerful leader of them all. I’ve got to get one of those!

Carry on, Citizens!