I love the movie Princess Bride. One of my favorite scenes is when they take Wesley to Miracle Max. Max tells Inigo and Fezzic that Westley is “mostly” dead.

For some people, Elvis has only been “mostly” dead. There is a segment of our population (a rather trailer park intensive segment) that believe Elvis never died. In fact, they are so adamant about this that there is a whole museum dedicated to this theory. Or, at least there was.

The Elvis is Alive Museum in Wright City, MO is closing. After two attempts to sell it on Ebay, owner Andy Key is throwing in the towel. Along with the sequined jumpsuit. It seems he can’t keep it running. He also seems to have made a bad investment in the Elvis is Alive industry. He payed $8,000 for the museum on Ebay last year. That made me wonder if I could sell a Jeff is Alive museum. In this economy, it would be easier than selling my house.

Carry on, Citizens!