Anyway, you can use my jury duty story…it had to do with lesbians having a domestic dispute (while only in their panties and a t-shirt of course) and a cop showing up and one of them hitting the cop. Then on the stand the cop starts dropping “F” bombs left and right. After hours of testimony we got tired and wanted to go home for dinner, so we asked the judge what the punishment would be…probably counseling and probation…so we let them go home (not guilty) so we could have dinner with our families and they could prepare for their Jerry Springer episode…plus we all thought the cop was a wanker and that someone should have slapped him if that’s how he acts.

You can’t make that stuff up, but have at it and fill in the story line…just don’t turn it into the next Titanic love story of death.