Lego Jeff: Anybody have $60K they can loan me?
Neiman Marcus has released it’s annual Holiday Catalogue and I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask each of you Citizens to send me $20. Or, go buy a dozen copies of one of my novels. However you want to do it, I don’t care. Just help me realize my dream of seeing myself as a life size Lego statue.
If you don’t want to help me, you can help the less fortunate by purchasing the Dallas Cowboys endzone which is in the catalog for $500,000. Proceeds go to the Salvation Army. There is also a $250K authentic Guinness pub.
But forget the pub. Let’s build a Lego Jeff!
Carry on, Citizens!
October 15th, 2008 at 10:15 am
I’m surprised you didn’t go for the fighter motorcycle. Though I suppose you’d then have to find someone to fight on your motorcycle with… Tom Cruise isn’t busy these days, is he?