Lego Jeff: Anybody have $60K they can loan me?
10 October 2008
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Neiman Marcus has released it’s annual Holiday Catalogue and I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask each of you Citizens to send me $20. Or, go buy a dozen copies of one of my novels. However you want to do it, I don’t care. Just help me realize my dream of seeing myself as a life size Lego statue.
If you don’t want to help me, you can help the less fortunate by purchasing the Dallas Cowboys endzone which is in the catalog for $500,000. Proceeds go to the Salvation Army. There is also a $250K authentic Guinness pub.
But forget the pub. Let’s build a Lego Jeff!
Carry on, Citizens!
About The AuthorJeff Stanger is an author, talk show host, professional fundraiser, and the answer to several obscure trivia questions. He writes for food and occasionally for spite.
I’m surprised you didn’t go for the fighter motorcycle. Though I suppose you’d then have to find someone to fight on your motorcycle with… Tom Cruise isn’t busy these days, is he?
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