Tomorrow will be a first for me: I’m going to jury duty.  I’m not sure how I’ve avoided it all these years. It’s not like I was called and made an excuse to get out of it. No, I’ve simply never been called until now. I really don’t know what to expect.  What if I get on a high profile case?  What if I’m sequestered?  Who will feed my turtles?

I’m hoping for an interesting case, but nothing violent like a murder case. I want one of those goofball cases like the guy in Boston who threw foot powder at passengers and the crew of a plane.  Or a case like the guy who has been robbing banks in Chicago with a Playboy hat on. 

I’ve got to go, the debate is starting. Don’t forget to vote for Jeff!

Carry on, Citizens!