Jury Duty
Tomorrow will be a first for me: I’m going to jury duty. I’m not sure how I’ve avoided it all these years. It’s not like I was called and made an excuse to get out of it. No, I’ve simply never been called until now. I really don’t know what to expect. What if I get on a high profile case? What if I’m sequestered? Who will feed my turtles?
I’m hoping for an interesting case, but nothing violent like a murder case. I want one of those goofball cases like the guy in Boston who threw foot powder at passengers and the crew of a plane. Or a case like the guy who has been robbing banks in Chicago with a Playboy hat on.
I’ve got to go, the debate is starting. Don’t forget to vote for Jeff!
Carry on, Citizens!





October 9th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
I’ll feed your turtles. Do they eat Pop-Tarts?
October 9th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Janet,
Yes, but only double fudge!