Stonehenge is back in the news today as UK Archeologists are claiming that it was a center for healing. They came to this earth shattering because, “Bodies recovered near the area An unusual number of skeletons recovered from the area showed signs of serious disease or injury.”  Well, duh!  They’re dead! How much did the British taxpayer chip in for that little nugget?

Of course, I subscribe to theory that Stonehenge is not the mystical site of Druid worship, but rather a discarded alien batting cage that subsequent cultures have been trying to reinterpret for years. I base this on the infinitely more reliable scholarly work Kansaska. This groundbreaking work blows the lid off true significance of Stonehenge, while reading more like a novel than a scholarly work.  Plus, it has the added benefit of making me money.

Finally, I think my one of my favorite movie scenes of all time is the Stonehenge number from Spinal Tap. God Bless YouTube for allowing me to share it with you.