Ocho Psycho
The Real NFL season starts this week and what better way to kick off the season than to talk Bengals controversy. It seems the spoiled little girl masquerading as a wide receiver known as Chad Johnson will no longer be known as Chad Johnson. He officially changed his name to Ocho Cinco.
As much as a pain in the butt he has been to the Bengals front office, if I were their GM I would have immediately changed his jersey number. He whined all summer, demanding a trade. Whined some more when he didn’t get one, then showed up to training camp late. Yes, I would change his number to eight. And, I would make the eight pink, just so fans can constantly be reminded of Ocho’s inner eight year old. Of course, he does that pretty well himself.
Carry on, Citizens!





September 1st, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Hey, Photoshop experts:
I’ll send a free book or t-shirt (your choice) to the first person that can send me an Ocho Cinco pink #8 jersey.
Jeff
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:27 am
He should also get a special hat.