Ocho Psycho
The Real NFL season starts this week and what better way to kick off the season than to talk Bengals controversy. It seems the spoiled little girl masquerading as a wide receiver known as Chad Johnson will no longer be known as Chad Johnson. He officially changed his name to Ocho Cinco.
As much as a pain in the butt he has been to the Bengals front office, if I were their GM I would have immediately changed his jersey number. He whined all summer, demanding a trade. Whined some more when he didn’t get one, then showed up to training camp late. Yes, I would change his number to eight. And, I would make the eight pink, just so fans can constantly be reminded of Ocho’s inner eight year old. Of course, he does that pretty well himself.
Carry on, Citizens!
Jeff Stanger is an author, talk show host, professional fundraiser, and the answer to several obscure trivia questions. He writes for food and occasionally for spite.









Hey, Photoshop experts:
I’ll send a free book or t-shirt (your choice) to the first person that can send me an Ocho Cinco pink #8 jersey.
Jeff
He should also get a special hat.
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