As we mentioned a few days ago, we have a huge announcement that will forever change the scene of American politics. A group of Citizens (regular subscribers to COC are called Citizens) have decided they are tired of the Republican and Democratic parties. They’re tired of the same old same old. Tired of “change” candidates who never change anything.

They have decided they no longer want a President. Or a Congress. They want an Emperor. And, they have asked me to be their candidate. After much deliberation, I have decided to accept the nomination to be your Emperor.  Over the coming weeks, we will lay out the plan for the Empire. In the meantime, go to voteforemperor.com to cast your vote. That’s right, you don’t have to wait until November. You don’t have to be a certain age or even be a U.S. citizen to vote for emperor.  Our goal is to record more votes than George Bush got in 2004. So, vote early and vote often.

You can also join the campaign. We’re seeking volunteers and campaign staff for a variety of positions. So, join the Empire today!

Carry on, Citizens!