Christian Bale was arrested today for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. Released later on bail, he denied the charges. Warner Brothers seized the opportunity to announce a double sequel movie with Adam Sandler reprising his role as Dave Buznic and teaming up with Batman in Anger Management: the Dark Knight Sessions. Hilary Swank is in line for the role of Batman’s mom or sister since, as one Warner Brother’s exec put it, “no chick in Hollywood takes a punch like Swank!”

Carry on, Citizens!

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