Hopefully this will mark the end of the posting hiatus.  I’ve had a crazy last couple of weeks.  Of course, there’s been plenty of material accumulate during that time.  I saw that Lindsey Lohan’s mom has a new show called Living Lohan. Insiders told me the original title was Raising Skanks, as her body of work in this field is unparalleled.

Alex Rodriguez took a page out of Jose Canseco’s play book by his association with Madonna and subsequent disintegration of his marriage. Somebody better tell A Rod that Madonna turned Canseco into a punchline after his career started on a path to the Hall of Fame.

Finally, I am officially old. I couldn’t stay awake for the 15 inning All Star Game this week. At least Bud Selig didn’t declare it a tie in the 11th.

Carry on, Citizens!