Two guys in Pennsylvania have been charged with theft after they tried to steal live power lines that were attached to a transformer and utility poles. Live. Power. Lines. Yes, they were shocked. And according to the AP, only one was well enough to attend the arraignment. The two Somerset County residents are ages 24 and 27, forcing many anti-abortionists to reconsider whether or not a 96th trimester abortion is all that bad.

Carry on, Citizens!

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