The Scourge of Manchester.
It could be worse. It could be a serial killer. That’s what folks in North Manchester, England must be thinking these days. You see, they have a serial bottom pincher on the loose. That last line does NOT contain a typo. I did say serial bottom pincher. Not much else is known about this case, as evident by the story here. But rest assured, we will be following this story very closely.
Carry on, Citizens!
