Take One for the Team
21 May 2008
One Comment
I’m sorry, but the moose has got to go. He’s got to take one for the team. Gas prices hit 3.99 in Indy today. It’s time to break ground on new oil refineries and start drilling in Alaska. I’ve stayed on the sidelines of the Alaska oil debate until now. But, when it started costing $50 to fill the Pearl with gas, Bullwinkle became expendable. If you want to save a moose or caribou, fine send them to my place. But, please let us have the oil.
Carry on, Citizens!
About The AuthorJeff Stanger is an author, talk show host, professional fundraiser, and the answer to several obscure trivia questions. He writes for food and occasionally for spite.
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Just know that there will be many – MANY – moose and caribou sent to your house if you have your way. I believe you’d find it cheaper to fill up the Pearl once you see how much it’ll be to maintain the proper climate controlled house/backyard, not to mention food for your new friends…
But then, I suppose you never said you’d take care of them once they made it to your house… Dinner, perhaps? Mmmm, Bullwinkle Burgers!
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