If you haven’t yet decided on a Presidential candidate, I have a new option for you. If you have decided, but are experiencing buyers remorse, this candidate can help that too.  He’s a newcomer to the political scene. And quite frankly, we haven’t seen much of him on the national level since 1980. But, he has many new ideas, and truly rises above the current crop of hopefuls. Today, I give you General Zod.

Carry on, Citizens!