Somebody Throne
They might be pollsters. Or, they might be part of the shadow government. It’s too close to call. Either way, they keep calling me and asking me questions. Things like, “who are you going to vote for?” and “are you going to vote in the primary?”
They represent the campaigns of Hillary, Obama, and McCain. They want to know what I’m going to do. As if the whole thing comes down to me! I can’t handle the pressure. It’s got me climbing the walls and considering a move to Istanbul (not Constantinople).
Of course, I’m not giving them any information. They wouldn’t give me any information. You see, I’ve invited all 3 major candidates to come on our radio show on WIBC, and (this will shock you) none of them have given me the time of day. And, I’m sorry to report to you loyal Citizens that none of them have accepted our offer. I just can’t see how you can hope to ascend to the ultimate Somebody Throne without coming on Red Shield Radio.
Now for some housekeeping: No t-shirt winner this week. Come on people, step it up on the comments! This week I will throw in a used printer cartridge, Solo plastic cup that I actually drank from, and my electric bill if you promise to pay it.
As for the Midlife Crisis poll, Jason made a good point. I need the Wordpress voting plugin. As for the suggestions, as much as the chin implant is intriguing, I’m not going that direction. Not so big on the butt tattoo either (thanks Brian). So, I’ve decided to finish Flamingos. I know that doesn’t sound radical, but it’s the third book. And, it’s going to be the best book (of mine). I’m sure of it.
Carry on, Citizens!
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