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24 April 2008 4 Comments

Places to visit someday:

  1. Jerusalem
  2. Ireland
  3. Sydney
  4. Hawaii
  5. London

Places to Never, Ever Go:

  1. North Pole
  2. South Pole
  3. Anywhere that daylight or night lasts months
  4. Congo
  5. Congo (twice, so I’ll remember not to go there. I mean it. Under any circumstances. Here’s why.)

If you were brave enough to click the link above, you have undoubtedly crossed Congo off your list (assuming it was ever on your list). How great it is to live in a country where witch doctors can’t undermine what nature (or Enzyte) has freely given us.

Carry on, Citizens!

About The Author
Jeff Stanger is an author, talk show host, professional fundraiser, and the answer to several obscure trivia questions. He writes for food and occasionally for spite.

4 Comments »

  • Melissa F said:

    Your places to visit list is similar to mine…. only I can cross off Jerusalem because I have been there (recently too!).

    Interesting article about Western Africa… perhaps we should forward that one on to Major Strissel??

  • Jeff (author) said:

    Melissa: I don’t think he’s rushing over the border any time soon!

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  • Sarah said:

    I like that you’re planning to visit one “i” Hawai. It is often overlooked in favor of the more tourist-trap two “i” Hawaii. Good for you for supporting the lesser-known travel destinations!

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