Miley Cyrus announced today that she will be publishing her memoirs next Spring.  Although no title was announced, I am offering up a suggestion:  Miley’s Minutiae and Montana’s Memo. She’s only 15!  How long could her memoirs be?  It will be so short that the book will be its own Cliff’s Notes.  Sorry, Disney/Hyperion, but 15 is a memo, not a memoir.

I’ll give you a great memoir idea. I have a friend who worked for Jerry Tarkanian, Bob Knight, and Mark Cuban. That’s a memoir folks.  I hope he writes it one day.

Carry on, Citizens!