The captain of the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins was arrested this week for running down the street naked! Yes, he was intoxicated. No, this isn’t a new way to get more people to go to hockey games. All though, heaven knows they need some creative marketing.

Nathan Smith told the police he was acting on a bet. The story doesn’t say if he won. (What are they teaching in journalism schools these days? That was such an obvious question!)

Not lost on me was the location of the team: Scranton. Could this be part of an episode of The Office?

Carry on, Citizens!