Let’s hear it for the Sea Cows!

However – Jeff – the jury is out as to whether or not you can actually do the moves here, buddy. I don’t see you as a Sea Cow, but if you can move like that, they might let you in. You could be the token Sea Cow. The one they don’t discriminate against.

You know – Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful kind of thing….

“Now introducing El Manatee Numero Uno…The Manatee known throughout South Florida and Latin America as El Chupacabra! Watch out folks, he’s a wild hairy beast and may just eat your (hot) dog while you’re not looking.”

Ah, but this is indeed not original…we’ve had “Macho” Mike Sullivan for years. Nice guy that I had an opportunity to work with while I was in college…and as a kid he lived across the hall from my grandma. You’ll never think of Y.M.C.A. the same again.

But seriously dude, you should go for it…if for nothing else than landing a Mermaid to become Mrs. Stanger and help in the repopulation of the planet some day (oh, it will happen and I’d start buying up any land in the Dakotas, Wyoming and Montana that Ted Turner doesn’t already own…Ted knows, trust me, Ted knows).

In Omaha, the Omaha Beef (their arena football team) has a similar group called the Rump Roasters…. which I have to say sounds somewhat better than being a Manatee. =) I have an old high school boyfriend who is a team captain (or was last year) of that group and he says that it is a ton of fun.

Oh, and the cheerleaders seem to really like them. Even if they are funky – or short, like my old high school boyfriend. LOL.