Carl Spackler and I would like to wish you Happy St. Patrick’s Day
17 March 2004
3 Comments
“License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit – ever. They’re like the Viet Cong – Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that’s all she wrote.”
About The AuthorJeff Stanger is an author, talk show host, professional fundraiser, and the answer to several obscure trivia questions. He writes for food and occasionally for spite.
“It’s a new type of grass….you can play 36 holes on it and then get stoned to the beejeezus…..”
Happy St. Patrick’s Day (or as my old college roommate calls it, “Amatuers Night Out”)
TIGER WOODS as Spackler!
Try Again sorry
Leave your response!
Categories
Networked Blogs
Twitter Updates
Archives
Most Commented
Recent Comments