Aiming
7 August 2003
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?Maybe I?m aiming too low.?
?Maybe you?re aiming too high.?
?From the looks of your bathroom, I?d say you?re not aiming at anything.?
?Sorry, I meant to clean the place before you got here.?
?Next time I?ll give you a week?s notice.?
?Why a week??
?There are bacteria in there picketing for better working conditions!?
?I know –they?re never satisfied. Last week it was for longer breaks and holiday pay.?
–Trolley Dodgers—
About The AuthorJeff Stanger is an author, talk show host, professional fundraiser, and the answer to several obscure trivia questions. He writes for food and occasionally for spite.
Dr. Laura says that bathroom ettiquette is a sign of personal holiness.
Looking forward to reading more of your stuff!
Patty
ROFL!! So can’t wait to actually read the (rest of the) book. Was dim enough not to make it to the Victory Field event for advanced copy. *sad*
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