This is How Bad Kansas City is Taking the World Series Loss

This is How Bad Kansas City is Taking the World Series Loss

Last night I was stuck in the Kansas City Airport for a bonus 4 hours because of a flight delay. Of course, I hop online to see if there is any free agent news in the world of baseball. I got to the Padres main page okay, but the first article I clicked on produced the screen you see above. Same with the next article and the next. Apparently, KC is so traumatized, they’re treating MLB.com like a porn site.

Carry on, Citizens!

Vacation Breasts

Vacation Breasts

Okay, Americans simply have too much time on their hands. How else can you explain daytime television, the existence of Perez Hilton, and vacation breasts. Yes, that’s what I said, vacation breasts. They are a real thing and if Dr. Norman Rowe has his way, they will be available in 2016. Yep, you can get a temp boob job for weddings, reunions, and your trip to Cabo. He currently offers a 24 hour version which is perfect for confusing the hell out of your Match.com dates. You can read all about it here.  No word on what temporary enhancements he’s working on for men.

In the meantime, I’m working on slogans…

What’s Big In Vegas, Doesn’t Stay Big After Vegas.

Vacation Breasts: Peace of Mind When Your Cruise Ship Goes Down.

Vacation Breasts: ‘Cause the Kids Are Staying With Grandma this Trip!

Carry on, Citizens!
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Kokomo’s New Baseball Team is Going Padre Old School

Kokomo’s New Baseball Team is Going Padre Old School

You might not have heard that Kokomo is getting a Prospect League franchise next year. Okay, unless you’re a baseball geek like me, you probably don’t even know that the Prospect League exists. Believe it or not, it’s been around in one form or another since 1963. The league is comprised of college players who still have eligibility left (meaning they don’t get paid) and it is not affiliated with MLB or any of its teams.

Players are trying to hone their skills in order to increase their chances of getting drafted later or just trying to improve for the following collegiate season. Indiana based teams include the Richmond River Dogs and the Terrre Haute Rex. But in 2015, the Kokomo Jackrabbits join the league and look at these unis:

kokomo-jackrabbits-logos-and-uniforms

They look exactly like the 1984 San Diego Padres!

They’re getting a new stadium in Kokomo too, so if you’re into visiting new ballparks, I think this will be worth the drive up SR 31.

Carry on, Citizens!