Day 5: If Mascots Determined the Winner

Day 5: If Mascots Determined the Winner

colormascotAnother evening of college basketball is about to start and we’re continuing our look at mascots. Tonight we have:

Texas Longhorns vs Michigan Wolverines: Although the longhorn is a more imposing figure, wolverines have been known to take down a moose or caribou and even eat the bones. However, I must point out that the Black Feet Indians call the wolverine the “skunk bear.” I wonder if the Michigan Athletic Department ever considered skunk bears as their official mascot. By the way, the Wolverine is the largest member of the weasel family.

ADVANTAGE: Michigan Wolverines

Day 2: If the Mascots Determined the Winner.

Day 2: If the Mascots Determined the Winner.

Iowa_HawkeyesThe COC blog was 1-1 yesterday in mascot based NCAA Tournament predictions. Our loss came at the hands of the Albany Great Danes. We’ve launched an investigation into the validity of their breed as they exhibited a very high prey drive and Wikipedia told us that Great Danes don’t have a high prey drive. And Wikipedia wouldn’t lie to us, would they? Anyway, we’re having the AKC look into this matter. 

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